Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
→ The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.

To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static," she says.

"Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" the clerk replies.

"Head Cleaner," Mary replies.

What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
→ Between you and me we could make a lot of money!

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
→ If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

How do you break a blonde's nose?
→ Place a dildo under a glass table!

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
→ You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!

What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag?
→ What did you name the other one!!

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

Why can't blondes water-ski?
→ When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
→ Her crayons are still sticky.