Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

Men are like cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?
→ A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
→ Breasts don't have eyes.

What is the difference between medium and rare?
→ 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
→ Men usually miss all three.

How is a penis like fishing?
→ The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
→ So they can think with an open mind.

Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
→ Palm Sunday.

Why are men like laxatives?
→ They irritate the shit out of you.

What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm?
→ He is usually home with the kids!