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THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
- Cover charge: $15.00
- Round of drinks: $23.00
- Table dance: $30.00
- Another round of drinks: $23.00
- Couch dance and tips: $50.00
- A round of shots: $34.00
- A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00
- Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
- Sending her on her way and never having to hear her complain: Priceless
For everthing else.... There's MasterCard
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
- How do you account for this? - he asked the brothers.
- It's hereditary, sir - the older one replied.
- I see - said the doctor, writing in his file.
- Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?
- No sir, our mother.
- Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!
- I know, sir - replied the recruit, but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could.
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
→ Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
How is a man like a snow fall?
→ You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
What is a man's best friend?
→ His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll?
→ Instead of staring at the bikinis, he's staring at the beach balls.
- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
- Yeah, I finally let her out!
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
→ THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
