Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
→ Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
→ Slow down and use a lubricant.

What is the definition of 'making love'?
→ Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
→ Phone her.

If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
→ The swallow.

Why did God create women?
→ To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
→ You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

Did you ever blow bubbles as a child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green.
The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany.
When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

Is it sexual harassment if you go to a woman and tell her her hair smells nice?
→ What if the man is a dwarf?