Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
→ For flossing after eating.

A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.

People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner wisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass.

Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two homosexuals return to their food.

One turns to the other and says:

- Wow, that hind-lick manuever really works!

What is the first symptom of AIDS?
→ A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

Three gay guys were all in a car crash and died. All three guys were cremated.

Their boyfriends were talking about what they were going to do with the ashes.

The first boyfriend said I am going to sky dive and spread his ashes in the sky because that's what he liked. The second guy said I am going to spread my boyfriend's ashes in the sea because it's what he liked.

The third guy said I'm going to put my boyfriend's ashes in a bowl of chili so he can rip through my ass one last time!!

How do faggots get a condom off?
→ They fart.

Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good time and ends up at a gay bar. There he meets an attractive young man named Johnny who he talks to all evening.

When the night comes to an end Johnny invites him over to his place.

They get in Johnny's car, a pink stretch Cadillac, and proceed to leave the parking lot. Yet Bob is quite concerned when Johnny repeatedly smashes into parked cars as they are leaving the lot. Once they reach Johnny's place, again Johnny looks around and proceeds to smash into parked cars as he's parking his.

As they got out of the car Johnny asked:

- So Bob, do you like my feminine side?

What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
→ Can I push your stool in?

What do you call a gay man's scrotum?
→ Mud flaps!

What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
→ One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.

Then, one of them got an idea, saying:

- I know, let's play swords!

- Play swords? - asked the other.

- How?

- Simple. Whip it out, smack it till it's hard, and we both whack 'em together like swords.

So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking their dicks together playing swords.

Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions.

- We're playing swords! - yelled one of the bums.

The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming exhausted.

- I'm tired, - he said. He bent over saying:

- kill me!, kill me!!