Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
→ He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
→ By the buckle print on her forehead.

How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
→ A 69 interrupted by a period.

How would a blonde punctuate the following? "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
→ Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

What is the definition of the perfect woman?
→ A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
→ The more you bang it the looser it gets.

What is 68 to a blonde?
→ Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?
→ They have to pull their own pants down.

Why is a blonde like Australia?
→ They're both down under, and no one cares.

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.