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A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.

Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

How is a blonde like a frying pan?
→ You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
→ So she can have a doggie bag for later.

One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden.

The Warden said:

- Hey Sir, what ya huntin?

The man said:

- Ducks.

The Warden said:

- Did ya have any luck?

He said:

- Got 3.

The Warden said:

- Let Me see them.

The Warden stuck his finger up the ducks butt, smelled it and said:

- This duck is from Ohio, do you have a stamp for it?

The Man gave him the stamp.

The Warden picked up the 2nd duck did the same thing and said:

- Kentuky duck, got a stamp?

The man gave him the stamp.

The Warden did the same thing with the last duck and said:

- Canada duck. Stamp?

The man gave him the stamp.

Then the Warden said:

- Where you from anyway?

The man pulled down his pants and said:

- You're the expert, you tell me!

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably curious:

- Jack, what happened to you?!?

- It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the ass of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!

- Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?

- Naw... After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack -- so I tried to poke it back in.

A young man walks up and sits at the bar.

- What can I get you? - the bartender inquires.

- I want 6 shots of Jagermeister, - responded the young man.

- 6 shots! Are you celebrating something?

- Yeah, my first blow job.

- Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.

- No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will.

What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?
→ You know what...we DO taste like chicken!