Dirty Jokes — most commented jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?
→ One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why do men always give their penis a name?
→ Because they don't want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
→ One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
→ A Lickalotopus.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
→ Mega-sore-ass.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
→ He heard the snowblower coming.

What's another name for pickled bread?
→ Dill-dough.

What's the difference between sin and shame?
→ It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What do elephants use for tampons?
→ Sheep.

The blonde was at the blood bank and sold a pint of blood. As she was leaving counting her $25, a man was leaving counting his money. He had $40. She asked if he had some rare blood type that he got more than she did. He said no, that he had donated sperm. The next day the bimbo was back at the blood bank. The receptionist asked if she was there to donate blood. The blonde could only shake her head, as her cheeks were bulging.