Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
→ So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids.

Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
→ She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
→ Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
→ Because she got an F in sex.

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
→ It finally dawned on her.

On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES".

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

- Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady.

- Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.

To a blonde, what is long and hard?
→ Grade 4.

What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
→ They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
→ He knows who the ten men were.

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
→ From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".