Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
→ You can park in the handicap zone.

What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
→ Hump me Dump me.

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!".

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
→ They're doing research on black holes.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
→ An interpreter.

What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
→ A mental block.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
→ You only have to punch information into a computer once!

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
→ You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
→ (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

How do you kill a blonde?
→ Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.