Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What's a blonde's favorite wine?
→ "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
→ Cause their balls show!

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
→ To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?
→ A brain tumor.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
→ Because it kept falling out.

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

Another blonde, another store...

She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk: "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."

"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.

"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, "How much for a box of rubbers?"

"They're $1 for a box of 3," he replied, "Plus 6 cents for the tax."

"Oh," said the blonde, "I wondered how they kept them on."

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
→ Opens the car door.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?
→ More head room.