Revenge of the Blondes
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
→ It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
→ Fisher-Price
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
→ The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.
Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
→ It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
→ It matches their mustache.
Why is the color brunette considered evil?
→ When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
→ Check her for a pulse.
What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
→ A brunette rabbit.
Why do brunettes wear training bras?
→ It's cheaper than changing their Band-Aids every day.
Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
→ Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair?
→ With a rake.
Why don't brunettes get breast implants?
→ They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants.
Why did God create brunettes?
→ So ugly men wouldn't feel left out.
What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
→ The invitation.
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
→ From their underarms.
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
→ Startled.
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
→ A hostage.
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?
→ By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
→ At least the trash gets taken out once a week.
What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween?
→ They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops.
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
→ Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
→ 'What part of yes don't you understand?'