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Forgotten Emergency Number
Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
→ They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes
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- Animal Jokes 3869
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- Celebrities 657
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- Comedian Jokes 85
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- Dirty Jokes 3278
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- Drunks 538
- Dumb Jokes 1114
- Elderly Jokes 636
- Ethnic 982
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- Kids Jokes 2024
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- Marriage Jokes 1855
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- Men Jokes 959
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- Mom/Dad Jokes 674
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- Practical Jokes 33
- Red Indian Jokes 66
- Redneck Jokes 248
- Relationships 775
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- School 906
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- Sex Jokes 935
- Situations 1812
- Sport Jokes 602
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- Travel Jokes 715
- War 134
- Women Jokes 1241
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Surrounded By Idiots
How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
→ Flattered.
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Fifteen Blondes In A Circle
What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
→ A dope ring.
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Blondes Driving BMWs
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
→ Because they can spell it.
→ Because they can spell BWM.
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Supermarket Trolley
What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
→ The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Solar Flashlight
Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
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Smart Blonde And Bigfoot
What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
→ Bigfoot has been sighted.
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Killing A Worm
How does a blonde kill a worm?
→ She burys it.
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Killing A Fish
How does a blonde kill a fish?
→ She drowns it.
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Killing The Bird
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
→ She threw it off a cliff.