Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
→ She's trying to hold on to a thought.

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
→ Women!

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.

"No," said the brunette.

"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
→ Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do a blonde and a car have in common?
→ They can both drive you crazy.

A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.

"Here we go again."

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
→ A blonde tried to shoot herself!

A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L."

The bartender says, "What's an M L?"

The brunette says, "A Miller Light."

Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L"

The bartender says, "What's a B L?"

She says, "Bud Light."

A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15."

The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?"

The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.

The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"