Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?
→ She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
→ She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

How does a blonde high-5?
→ She smacks herself in the forehead.

How do blondes pierce their ears?
→ They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
→ All you can eat, under a buck.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
→ "Is it mine?"

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?
→ She thought her maxi pad had wings

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?
→ Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.