Blonde Jokes — most commented jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?
→ Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
→ Silicone chips.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
→ A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
→ She's still looking for a lake with a slope.

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
→ A new version of the lawn dart's game.

Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum?
→ She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?
→ She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

What can save a dying blonde?
→ Hair transplants.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?
→ "Today children, we will learn our ABC's"

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?
→ Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.