Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.

Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.

Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
→ Amelia Harehart.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.