Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

- I was in the zoo last week.

- Really? Which cage were you in?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.

- What kind of sharks never eat women?

- Man-eating sharks.

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
→ To feed her nightmare.

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
→ The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
→ I'd put a curse on you - but somebody beat me to it!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
→ Steal her saucer.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?
→ It was raining cats and dogs

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?
→ Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.