Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
→ It stole the show!

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?
→ When the door is open.

Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face?
→ Because it's the scenter.

Why did the dog cross the road?
→ Because it was the chickens day off.

What do you say to a dog before he eats?
→ Bone appetite!

How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car?
→ Put him in the front seat.

What has got four legs and an arm?
→ A Rottweiler in a playground.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?
→ From chasing cars.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
→ Because you can't bury them in the sky!

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?
→ Anytime he wants to go.