Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

Where do fish sleep?
→ In a river bed

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
→ You can't tuna fish.

Where does a fish keep his money?
→ In the River Bank!

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen?
→ "There's more there than meets the sty."

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?
→ He rides piggyback.

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?
→ I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!