Animal Jokes — most commented jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
→ A hoppercraft!

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
→ He had his own frog horn!

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?
→ He bowled long hops!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
→ Froglights!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

- Would you like a duck egg for supper?

- Only if you quack it for me.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?
→ A humburger.

At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear.

- There! - he said proudly.

- I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?

- Oh yes, she can - said the boy.

- She keeps ducks.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
→ Thank you, I'll just have a slither.