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Relish And Onions
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
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What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
What's the world's weakest animal?
→ A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
→ Morse toad!
How did the toad die?
→ He simply croaked!
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
→ Lily!
What do you call a frog spy?
→ A croak and dagger agent!
What's a toad's favourite sweet?
→ Lollihops!
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
→ Kermit the Fog!
What do you call a 100 year old frog?
→ An old croak!
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
→ In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!