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License To Buy Liquor
Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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Steam Rollers
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
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Autumn Leaf Or Catalogue
What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Vroom Screech Vroom
What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH?
→ A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Aardvark's Aquarium
What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?
→ An aard-shark!
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Hamburger Lover
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
→ Ronald MacAardvark!
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Aardvark Versus Coyote
What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?
→ One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!
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Aardvark's Dog
What does the aardvark call his dog?
→ Aard-bark!
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Ugly Aardvark
What is uglier than an aardvark?
→ Two aardvarks!
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Windows 95 Vs A Virus
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
→ A virus does something.