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A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.

A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

- I feel terrible - he explained.

- I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it.

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished.
He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can!
He ran over to the woman and demanded:

- What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:

- 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He wrote:

- I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said:

- I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.

I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too.

What is a vampire's favourite soup?
→ Scream of mushroom!

When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean?
→ That the nail had come out of the wall.

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
→ Neck-tarines.

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?
→ He used to keep it in his back pocket.

Why did the vampire attack the clown?
→ He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?
→ Spring time.

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?
→ Long time no sea.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?
→ You can hear their brooms tick!