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A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked:

- How is much is this TV?

The salesman said:

- Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

The next day she came back as a brunette.
She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said:

- Sorry, we don't sell to blondes.

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said:

- Sorry we don't sell to blondes.

She replied:

- I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?

- Because that is not a TV, it's a microwave.

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells:

- Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!

Someone else yells:

- Call 911!

The blonde yells back:

- What's the number?

A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said:

- I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.

Her friend said:

- She's a suicide blonde.

The other said:

- Suicide blonde? What's that?

The friend said:

- Dyed by her own hand!

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked:

- If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?

The blonde quickly responded:

- The living one.

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.

- What kind of pads should I get? - she says.

- This is all new to me.

- Well - says the clerk.

- that depends on the flow.

She says:

- It's ceramic tile.

Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said:

- Look at that dog with one eye!

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes:

- Where?

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her.

- If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said:

- Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart...

Two blondes are walking down the street.
One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up.
She opens it, looks in the mirror and says:

- Hmmm, this person looks familiar.

The second blonde says:

- Here, let me see!

So the first Blonde hands her the compact. She looks in the mirror and says:

- You dummy, it's me!