Most commented jokes

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

- Sis - he said - I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.

- That's nice of you, Alfie - she replied.

- Why?

- Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!

- Doctor, Doctor! My sister thinks she's an elevator.

- Tell her to come in.

- I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?
→ Because she wants to rise and shine.

- My sister went on a crash diet.

- Is that why she looks a wreck?

- Do you like my new baby sister?

- The stalk bought her.

- Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

- Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.

- Maureen: Why?

- Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.

- What's your father's occupation? - asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year.

- He's a conjurer, Ma'am - said the new boy.

- How interesting. What's his favourite trick?

- He saws people in half.

- Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?

- One half brother and two half sisters.

Did the bionic monster have a brother?
→ No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!

- Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

- Young Monster: Hee, hee! He's my half-brother now!