Most commented jokes

What should you call a bald teddy?
→ Fred bear!

What's a pet's favorite day?
→ Saint Petrick's Day

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
→ They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him.

- Are you a bear?

- Yes

- What are you doing at the movies?

- Well, I liked the book!

What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of no-frills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?
→ They are always packing their trunk!

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?"

"Well, that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a Wednesday."

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?
→ The Baaahaaamaaas!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!