An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
- How did that happen? - gasped her mother.
- It wasn't easy - admitted the young lady.
- but three girls helped me catch him!
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him.
- Mama! - yelled the boy.
- A gator jus' bit off mah foot!
- Which one? - called his mother from inside the cabin.
- How the hell should Ah know?! - he shrieked.
- They all look alike to me!
- I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
- Did you?
- I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
- Fred: Where does the new kid come from?
- Harry: Alaska.
- Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
- Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?
- Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
- Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.
- Grandma: No, I don't think so. Why?
- Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do.
"What were you before you came to school, boys and girls?" asked the teacher, hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out, "Happy!"
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?
→ Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
→ Because her children were not very bright.
