Most commented jokes

- I've had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!

- Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!

- That's all right....now it's a mint with a hole!

- Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!

- I'm on my way, Father Christmas.

- Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on!

- That's all right! There's only one foot of snow!

A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.
They must have had sharp ears!
They were mountain-ears!

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.

- Have you passed? - I asked.

Father Christmas pointing proudly to the front of the sleigh.

- See for yourself! - he called proudly.

- No-el plates!

What does Father Christmas call his money?
→ Iced lolly?

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
→ About a wick!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
→ Jungle bells.

What's Christmas called in England?
→ Yule Britannia!