Most commented jokes

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they can't afford any more pork.

Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?
→ Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None--He'll only promise "change."

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?
→ He's the stiff one.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?
→ "Looks like rein dear"

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
→ You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
→ Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true....

Comet cleans sinks!