Most commented jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?
→ He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

- George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

- Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did - advised George.

The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

- Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

- Cut taxes and reduce the size of government - advised Tom.

Clinton didn't sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost.

- Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country? - Clinton asked.

Abe replied:

- Go to the theater.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?
→ Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?
→ About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.

What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?
→ Koresh only burned 85 people.

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?
→ He's afraid of the draft.

What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?
→ - Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!

How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?
→ He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.

What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
→ - You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stands up and offers:

- If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.

- No - Clinton says

- That would be an ACCIDENT.

A girl raises her hand:

- If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy.

- I'm afraid not - explains Clinton

- That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

- What? - asks Clinton

- Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says:

- If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be tragedy.

- Wonderful! - Clinton beams

- Marvelous!

And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?

- Well - says the boy

- because it couldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!