Most commented jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....

yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said:

- Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?

- Yes - replied Dracula - have lots of giraffes.

- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

- Really, did they accept him?

- I was in the zoo last week.

- Really? Which cage were you in?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.