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Baby Cow Dinner
Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
→ To the calf-ateria!
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Stock Market Report
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
→ In his beef case!
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Farmer Magician
When is a farmer like a magician?
→ When he turns his cow into pasture.
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Bull's Cassette
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
→ Steer phones!
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Cud Thud
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
→ A cud thud!
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Grass Class
What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
→ Grass class!
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A New Moo
What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
→ A new moo!
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Bull Pull
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?
→ A bull pull!
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Full Bull
What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
→ A full bull!
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Dear Steer
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
→ A dear steer!