Most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

- Didn't I see you yesterday?

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?

- Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

- Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

- Use a pencil till I get there

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ None, the sockets go with the house.

What's the major cause of divorce?
→ Once is not enough.

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself.

- Sorry, he doesn't live here anymore, we're divorced!

Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.

He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling:

- Look, Bozo! We're divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?

- Oh, I know! I just can't hear it enough!

Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified he'd stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.

Why do divorced men get married again?
→ Bad memory.

A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say:

- Judge, we want a divorce.

The judge says:

- You've been married 70 years and now you want to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?

The couple say in unison:

- Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead.