Most commented jokes

- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.

- Well bring him in so I can cure him.

- I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.

- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue?

- Why?

- Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:

- Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.

- That is very kind of you - said the doctor emotionally, and then added:

- May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change...

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
→ They were arch enemies.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
→ Saturday Night Fever.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?
→ A dry doc.

Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
→ In case they have to draw blood.

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar.

- Don't worry, you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a nit.

- Will you get out of my hair!