Most commented jokes

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

- Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.

- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?

- Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck,

"Water".

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer!
What are we going to do?"
To which the second skunk calmly replied, "Let us spray."