Most commented jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.