Most commented jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
→ He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?
→ I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why are farmers cruel?
→ Because they pull corn by the ears.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
→ A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

How does a farmer send messages?
→ By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
→ He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.

- Is that bull safe? - someone asked the farmer.

- Safer than you are! - was his answer.

- Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?

- Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.

Why was the farmer hopping mad?
→ Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone!