Most commented jokes

What is a tornado?
→ Mother nature doing the twist!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
→ Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
→ Because then the children have to play inside.

Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
→ The weatherman.

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?
→ A wet one.

What person adds best in hot weather?
→ A summer.

Why is it so wet in Great Britain?
→ Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
→ An umbrella.

What is a Mexican weather report?
→ Chilli today, hot tamale.