Most commented jokes

Why do barbers make good drivers?
→ Because they know all the short cuts.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
→ Because they've lost their locks.

- Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness?

- How about a few pounds of pig manure?

- Will that cure my baldness?

- No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.

What's your dad getting for Christmas?
→ Bald and fat.

- America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head.

- How come?

- She's completely bald.

- Look at that bald man over there.

- It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears.

What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
→ Sir!

- First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!

- Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said:

- I'll have a shave and a shoe shine.

The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said:

- Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room.

She replied:

- I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said:

- Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference.

She said:

- You tell him. He is the one shaving you.

Your so bald your bald