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Chorus Girls and Barge Horses
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
→ They have to tow the line!
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
→ An exhorsist!
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
→ The psycho-path!
Where do you take a sick horse?
→ To the Horspital!
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
→ In the bridle suite!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?
→ In the Sir Lance Lot
When does a horse neigh?
→ Whinny wants to!
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
→ The ground!
What's black and white and turns cartwheels?
→ A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
→ A horses shadow!