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Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love.

- I thought I was in love three times - Bill says.

- Thought? - Steve asks.

- What do you mean?

- Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me - Bill says.

- Wasn't that love? - Steve asks.

- No, that was obsession - Bill explains.

- Then two years ago, I cared very deeply for an attractive woman who didn't understand me.

- Wasn't that love? - asks Steve.

- No, that was lust - Bill replies.

- And just last year, I met a woman while I was on a cruise. She was gorgeous, intelligent, a great conversationalist and had a super sense of humor. Everywhere I followed her on that ship, I would get a very strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.

- Well, wasn't that love - asks Steve.

- No. That was motion sickness! - Bill replies.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue."

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
→ Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
→ None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
→ He was a sherbet!

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
→ Because bad news travels fast!

Why was the man sued by his horse?
→ For palomino-money!

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
→ He was always standing up on the job!