Leaky Bunk Fuss
- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!
- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone.
- Why don't you play with your friends? - he asked.
- Because I only have one friend - the girl replied.
- And I hate her.
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
→ "I love you a ton!"
What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
→ A stupid Cupid!
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?
→ He left lip prints on the mirror!
What did one bell say to the other?
→ "Be my valenchime!"
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
→ Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
→ He was totally bow-gus!
What is the most romantic city in England?
→ Loverpool!