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Cow's Favorite Song
What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
What's a cow's favourite love song?
→ When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!
What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer?
→ Loo-Loo!
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
→ An Ig!
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?
→ Lou!
What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
→ Sister Matic!
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?
→ The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
→ A dumbbell.
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
→ Because of all the tellers.
Why was the banker bored?
→ Because he lost interest in everything.