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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?
→ Four guys watching a baseball game.

Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn't have very much on?

He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.

Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress:

- Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?

- Sure is! - she answered.

- Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture.

- Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid?

- Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

- Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look!

- Folsom: You couldn't be!

- Can you read Chinese?

- Yes, but only when it's printed in English.

Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?

- Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

- Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?