Most commented jokes

- I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.

- Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

- I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise.

- Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...

- Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

How does the vicar explore the Internet?
→ With the church mouse.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?
→ Use a starch engine.

- Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?

- No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

- But why do we have to hurry? - said one.

- Can you read, you nut! It says, 'Tear along the dotted line'.

How do fireflies lose weight?
→ They burn calories.

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
→ "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

How can you make a moth ball?
→ Hit it with a fly swatter.