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Witch Job Interview
- Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies?
- Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.
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Witch's Pointed Hat
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?
→ To keep her head warm.
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Fog After Vacation
What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
→ I mist you.
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Hottest Summer Days
What are the hottest days during summer?
→ Sun-days
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Tornado And The Car
What did the tornado say to the car?
→ 'You wanna go for a spin?'
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What Is Hail
What is hail?
→ Hard boiled rain!
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Seattle Rain Calendar
It only rains twice a year in Seattle:
August through April and May through July.
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Vacation Weather
- How did you find the weather on your vacation?
- I just went outside and there it was!
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Horse Versus Weather
What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
→ One is reined up and the other rains down.
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Hurricane's Eye
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
→ I have my eye on you.