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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?
→ e-erie.
What do you call a ghost on the Internet?
→ e-erie.
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
→ An e-mergency.
What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?
→ May the force e-with you.
How do you make rude noises on the Internet?
→ With a whoop e-cushion.
How do you fix a broken website?
→ With stick e-tape.
- Do you like web jokes?
- Yes - they're e-larious!
- Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
- No, you should do it on a computer.
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
- Well, you do look a site
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
→ A sore finger.
- PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?
- Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.