An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.
- Wait a minute, - he said.
- you've written the address upside down.
- I know, - said the little old lady.
- the letter is going to Australia.
- 1st vampire: How things?
- 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
I got an anonymous letter today.
Oh, really - who was it from?!
- Teacher: Fred, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- Fred: I is . . .
- Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am."
- Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?
→ By Bony Express.
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing.
- I'm not drawing, Mom - she said indignantly:
- I'm writing a letter to Fred.
- But you can't write - Mom pointed out.
- That's all right - said Betty:
- Fred can't read.
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?
→ Best vicious . . .
Last night I wrote myself a letter.
But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
→ It's a dead letter day.
