Most commented jokes

- What kind of sharks never eat women?

- Man-eating sharks.

Why are women such bad drivers?
→ Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?
→ To feed her nightmare.

- Who was the first woman on earth?

- I don't know, Sir.

- Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple.

- Granny Smith?

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?
→ Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
→ Divorced.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
→ Nothing, you told her twice.

Should I have a baby after 35?
→ No, 35 children is enough.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?
→ Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!